Welcome to the Shitshow: A Memoir of Bad Luck, Worse Decisions and Nefarious Self-Indulgence

Hello all you reckless degenerates, curious voyeurs and schadenfreudes, welcome to my blog. If you’re here, chances are you:  A) Enjoy laughing at other people’s grievous misfortune.  B) Have a few too many rueful tales yourself.  C) Were high and accidentally clicked the wrong link.

Whatever the case, you’ve landed in the right place.

I’m Denny King, and I’m about to release Bad Sex, Good Drugs, and One Unfortunate Idiot: Wild and Rueful True Stories from a Reckless Hedonist. It’s a no-holds-barred memoir of misadventures that involve (but are not limited to) catastrophic sexual endeavours, outrageous narcotic capers, and a sprinkling of farcical crimes peppered in for good measure.

Here’s what you can expect from this unholy corner of the internet:

✅ Exclusive, never-before-told stories that didn’t make the memoir. ✅ Early access to a selection of chapters before release. ✅ Deep dives into the worst (and funniest) mistakes of my life. ✅ Behind the scenes of the book. ✅ Author Q&A’s. ✅ Interviews with the cast of the book. ✅ Reader-submitted trip reports & disasters.

So if that sounds like something you’re into, stick around - there’s plenty of wild and rueful content coming your way.