Chapter 1 - The First Time I Caught My Parents Fucking

I don't think it's unheard of, or even uncommon, to accidentally walk in on your parents fucking at some point in your life. I wish my first and only experience catching my parents on the job was as straightforward as a fraught moment of unified shock, inevitably followed by the single most awkward sit-down talk with Dad you will ever endure. Unfortunately, I wasn't graced with such a privilege.

Chapter 2 - Ride The Lightning

It was my first year working abroad at a summer camp for overly privileged kids in the United States, just a few hours’ drive outside of New York City. What an outstanding fucking summer that was - scorching weather, excessive quantities of booze, an ample miscellany of drugs, and relentless sexual depravity. It was truly glorious.

Chapter 3 -Shifty: The Man, The Myth, The Cretin

I guess we should begin with the aptly named man himself, Shifty. What a problematic little fuck he was. Shifty was that utterly reckless, unpredictable maniac of a friend who would do just about anything you dared him to. No matter how moronically dangerous or grossly unethical it was, you could always count on Shifty to promptly ramp that shit up to eleven. That, in the briefest of nutshells, was how he quickly became known as “Shifty”.

Stories

Tales from the Wreckage

This is where I share a few slices of the madness from Bad Sex, Good Drugs, and One Unfortunate Idiot. Think of it as a preview - the kind of stories that left dents in my memory and bruises on my ego.

Expect carnal PTSD, sordid lunatics, psychedelic sex-capades and terrible ideas that spiralled into something between comedy and catastrophe. Some of it’s ugly, most of it’s funny - and the rest is just there to remind you it could always be worse. This isn’t the full ride, just a taste. If you can handle these memoir excerpts, you’ll know exactly what you’re in for.

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Bad Sex, Good Drugs, and One Unfortunate Idiot.

Chapter 1 - The First Time I Caught My Parents Fucking

Chapter 2 - Ride The Lightning

Chapter 3 -Shifty: The Man, The Myth, The Cretin

Stories

​Tales from the Wreckage

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Tales from the Wreckage